Monday, June 12, 2006

foot and ball fever


HOLA! allez allez allez!.. (heh pe aku merepek ni) so the irreversible episodic high pyrexia of known origin (of course) epidemic, erupts once again. though it's a worldwide phenomenon, the aetiological factor has always been geographical. it affects men much much more than women although the number of affected women are highly rising.if the last episode of fever that happened four years ago was traced to be originated from the far east, this time the place of origin apparently has been shifted - as well as being @ the highest risk epidemiologically - to Deustchland aka Germany.
the symptoms may vary. one can be either a maniac or being under depression or sometimes, both(bipolar disorder). In most cases, the affected person would present with /history of euphorious phase , which later followed by severe emotional breakdown. Only 1/32 of these people will continue to be in the manic stage until the fever subdue, and usually that would be those patients who are more inclined to the 'samba' culture.
Induced Insomnia is also to be expected which consequently, affect the quality of work due to increased number of sleepyheads in the work place/college plus oral diarrhoea caused by previous night's attack of severe mania/depression.

however, this fever is self-limiting. once infected, there's nothing one can do but wait for it to resolve spontaneously after a month. antibiotics and anvirals are non-contributary as the resistance rate is almost 99% .in other words , it's a super bug no doubt, but it knows where (or more precisely when) to limit its infection.

and that's how you diagnose a world cup fever.

go england, go espana and go czech!!

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